User Profile

I am forever misplacing either my keys or my wallet. My roomate wanted to get me one of those beeping keyfinders for Christmas. I'm more likely to be running a bit late than early. Even when I try to leave in plenty of time, I always wind up dashing in at the last minute. I think I'd do well in Spain, where 10 minutes late is on time.

I love to dance, especially in the car.



I will try anything once. I tried a dog biscuit 5 times, getting my ears pierced twice, but I only tried to fit myself in a storm drain once.

Once I let all my friends put something into a jello cup if they put money on the table. I then ate the contents of the jello cup and kept the money. I remember a strong taste of pickles.



Big Naval boats fascinate me. I love driving over the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel and seeing one of the Navy ships crossing so close to me on my way to work. I love taking trips down along the ships at Norfolk Naval Station and craning my neck up to see the tops of the tall boats..

Kristy is my roomate and hetero-life mate. We're like Turk and J.D. from Scrubs - totally in love with each other, almost in a gay way. I may have worn the paper hat, but she got the first kiss.

I often come off as a bitch (I can be abrupt and have little patience for immaturity, waffling, ditzyness, or stupidity.)

I love:
Veuve and Yum Yum sauce. Wedging myself into strange places. Hitting VTEC in my car. Making people think I'm a bitch. Singing in the car. Putting permanent pictures on my body. Shocking strangers. Shocking fish. Quoting Office Space. Being a Ducati snob. Losing things.

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